If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation. To unite our privates and feel sensation. To pronounce you as my one true love, and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above. *insert* *names* Team Rocket, married, committed for life! Pronounce us now, as husband and wife! Priiiiiiest! Alright!
“It was my dream to become an astronaut, but it seems like it wasn’t meant to be. Instead, I’m thinking about traveling to space inside my head. If you’re not busy, please join me.”—Katsura Hoshino (via hil-air-it-ee)
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
you know what’s really fucking cool about quidditch?
there arent separate teams for boys and girls
wizards don’t give a shit what your gender is as long as you can hold your own on the pitch
muggle sports should take note
one of the coolest things about the hp universe in general is that, because guys and girls are equally good at magic, girls aren’t physically at a disadvantage in fights so it seems like the wizarding world didn’t have sexism